Characters sought after are:
People that are good at dying.
Psychopath, preferably with a Scottish accent.
Couple of gay guys, with one only half gay.
Children that are more intelligent than their parents.
The thickest police on the planet, preferably with a Scottish accent.
Pair of lesbians, that can also do a man when called for.
Dog that is good at almost dying, every few months.
Publican with a tart of a wife, expecting many applicants for this role.
Youngster with a drug problem, must be an annoying git with a big dog.
Alcoholics that like hanging over a bar talking shit.
Old philosopher, so everyone can tell them their problems.
Mechanic that is good at falling down an inspection pit.
Casanova capable of making love to every female on the show.
Good looking females that like making love to a Casanova.
Road sweeper with depression.
Vicar that likes battering old people.
Old people that love sex, older the better.
Young girls that like having babies, in strange places.
Tram driver that is not very good at his job.
Aging female that likes transvestites.
People that like making love to relations.
Gormless female that loves serial killers.
Serial killer, experience not necessary, as training may be given.